Children Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America  
 MARIA:       Here it is.
 TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
 CLASS:       Maria.
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
 GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
 TEACHER:   No, that’s wrong
 GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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 TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
 DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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 TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
 WINNIE:    Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
 GLEN:        Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
 MILLIE:      I is . . .
 TEACHER:  No, Millie . . .. Always say, ‘I am.’
 MILLIE:      All right . . . ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’    
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
 LOUIS:        Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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 TEACHER:   Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON:       No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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 TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE:       No, sir.  It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD:     A teacher 
 
 

it's Rachel birthday today and I thought: I' send her a message via the internet and this is what I wrote:
Another birthday can't be a bad thing if you see it as another year that we've been friends.

1) go to www.wordpress.com
2)fill in the form: pass word, user name, blog adress, ...
3) chose a theme
4) create a blank page and write your first post
5) GET BLOGGING
And you never know, your blog could look like mine

My friend Melanie found comments left on her blog, when she approuved them, she saw that they were scams.
Now her parents have had to get a new computer, so be on the look out for scams, especially on blogs 
with no anti-scam softwear.

Loriane Maviré!

felicitations, tu recevras une boite de chocolats!

did your boy frien send you a card? did he get you a box of chocs?

anyway if he didn’t, happy valentines day

if this year valentines day is on a saturday, what day was it on 20 years a go?

a) tuesday

b)saturday                      finished, the winner is at the top of the page.

c)friday

les enfants de la zone A sont deja en vacances: ils ont trop de chance!

moi, je suis en vacance le 22 fevrier!moi pour les vacances je repart en angleterre pour voir ma famille.